The Three Little pigs


 Once there were three little pigs.
 One of their houses was made out of twigs.
 The wolf blew the house down with ease.
 Them ate him up with a side of peas.
 The second made his house out of straw.
 His house was so unsafe it was breaking the law.
 The wolf tore it down with a single blow.
 He gobbled him up with his cup of joe.
 The last pigs house was made of brick.
 The wolf gave his lips a lick.
 The wolf knew he wanted that little hog.
 He wanted to eat him with a chili dog.
 The pig opened the door, turned around and started shakin'.
 And yelled at the wolf, YOU CANT HAVE THIS BACON!!!