There once was a man,

            Who was very tan.

            He was a canibal,

            Who never ate an animal.

              He lived in a cave,

             And never shaved.

           He didnt have shoes,

              But loved his booze.

                His hair touched his knees,

                 and that made him wheeze.

                 He liked his victims chubby,

                  but never grubby.

                he fed the bones to his dog,

                that lived in the fog.

              He didnt like the blood,

                 So he washed into the mud.

               He ate his wife

                 and stabbed her with a steak knife.

                  He made a loud cry

                   and looked up at the sky,

                 I shouldnt have eaten my wife

             and ended her life.

                And now i must end mine

:'(