Wednesday, December 19, 2012

60 second phone call

Cody: hello dad?
Dad: hi son, how's school?
Cody: horrible, i don't know how to open my locker and the gym coach Dinatelli calls my tea cup.
Dad: not much better here son you understand right any new friends.
Cody: yes a girl named Renee, a boy named Frankfurter, and Albert
Dad: well that's great son any enemies?
Cody: well my friends turned out to be mean jerks and there is this man who wears a ski mask he grabbed a metal box from the woods, and this kid they call Pogo Stick tried to beat me up but i showed him.
Dad:what happened is he okay?
Cody: he has a broken nose and he lied to the teachers and said that we were just playing bench wars, but dad my gym teacher made me wear a girls gym uniform and in flag football i made coach mad.
Dad:I'm sorry son what about neighbors?
Cody:Well there is this guy he is an ex army ranger, his name is Andy. He has a home gym and he says i look good in a Armani suit.
Dad:Well that's great son what about your teachers?
Cody:My science teacher breads mice, and my Spanish is funny my teacher trys to correct my every word.
Dad: Well that's new, son we are almost out of time.
Cody:But dad there is Sloppy Jose here its disgusting and this mirror i walk by that says are you looking at an honor student.
Dad: son i have to go i love you.
Cody: bye dad i love you too.

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