Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Alibi Junior High

         Dad: Hey Cody.hows school going for you.
          
         Cody: Its ok. But coach Dinatelli is mean. He made me wear a girls gym uniform and before I played flag football he made me run two extra laps because I let this kid name Frank Furter go ahead of me.

         Dad: At least there pushing you hard.

        Cody: one kid named pogostick sprayed perfum on my gym uniform.I was pushed into a locker and I broke a kids nose. Then some kids let lab mice loose in the halls.I got sent out of spanish for nothing.Theres this girl I like,her name is Renee Carrington.

     Dad: Has anything interesting happened yet?
    
     Cody: I saw a man in a ski mask. He grabbed a medal box from the ground.

     Dad: Have you learned anything new?

    Cody: I had a slopppy joe. Ihave a friend named Andy and he has a brother named Albert. Andy lost his right arm when he was an arm ranger.

    Dad: I got to go!
  
    Cody: Ok!
 

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