CIA

Cody: Dad? Hi how are you?
Dad: Fine. How' life at aunt Jenny's?
Cody: Fine. Right away i met Andy- an Army Ranger- and his little brother Albert. Albert's in my grade. Andy has a home gym in his basement.
Dad: Interesting Kid. How's School?
Cody: Not Good. First day I hauled me off to the office by some huge guy I swear is on steroids. Then i couldn't open my locker. The worst i might have to say is gym. Coach Dinatelli is a demon. Nobody gave me a gym uniform so i had to wear a girls gym uniform. The Coach started calling me Cupcake. He has this thing with nicknaming people. He calls this kid  Frankfurter because he's real big and his name is Frank.
Dad: OK go on.
Cody: Frank and i are pretty good friends. He gets picked on a lot. I saw it in the locker room and i went all ninja on the bullys and beat them up. I gave a kid called pogo stick a broken nose and there were some other casualties. They principal asked and we lied and said it was a game called bench wars.
Dad: Jesus Cody...
Cody: I know but unfortunately that's not the last of it. Apparently i Beat up a really pretty girl. Her name is Renee Carrington. We accidentally bumped heads in the hall. It happened when i was admiring my self in a honor student mirror while wearing my Armani Suit.
Dad: Cody Saron!
Cody:I didn't do it. I swear. Then I let all the mice from the science lab run through the halls. By the way have you ever had a Sloppy Joe?
Dad: Uh No. Never once. How are your classes?
Cody: Not good. The teachers hate me. I corrected a Spanish teacher on her Spanish and she freaked.
Dad: Well good luck son. I have to go. It won't be long. Bye
Cody: Bye dad.


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