Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The Boring Life Of Cody Seran

Dad: Hi Cody, how are you?
Cody: Good.
Dad: Hows school?
Cody: Its stupid!  I don't even think the sloppy joe was edible.  And in gym, Coach Dinatelli makes me wear a girls uniform when we play flag football.  And the Spanish teacher doesn't even know how to speak Spanish. 
Dad: Oh, well did you make any new friends?
Cody: The neighbors Andy and Albert are pretty cool.  Andy is an Army Ranger and has a home gym.  And these kids named Frankfurter and Renee go to school with me.  And I guess pogo stick is my friend to... Even though I broke his nose playing "bench wars". 
Dad: So anything else happen lately?
Cody: The other night in the woods I saw a man in a ski mask pick up a metal box...
Dad: Oh!  Very interesting...

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