The call from "Dad"

Dad: Phone is ringing..............

 

Cody: Hello ?

 

Dad: Hey son !

 

Cody: Hey dad I miss you

 

Dad: I miss you too son! How have you been? Hows Jr. High?

 

Cody: Its ok, I argue with my Spanish teacher. My gym teacher Coach Dinatelli makes me wear girl gym uniforms when we play flag football.

 

Dad: Well sounds like things aren't going well. Are you making friends?

 

Cody: Yes I made a friend named Andy, hes an army ranger, he has a home gym in his basement too!! Then I met this kid named Frankfuter. Also I seen a man in a ski mask digging up a metal box one night when I woke up!! Also the school lunches suck!! The first day they served these nasty sloppy Joe's

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Dad: Well son just wait things will get better. I know its hard now but just wait it out!!

 

Cody: Well i guess its not all that bad. I met this girl named Renee Carrington. I also got in a fight with this kid that bullied my friend frank, and i broke his nose. Ive been wearing my Armani suit to school as well because it makes me feel more like an honor student, but i guess the funniest part is we have a kid named Pogo Stick in our school.

 

Dad: Good, I'm glad your sticking up for yourself. I love you Cody.

                                     "Phone hangs up"