Dad: How was school?
Cody: Great, I've got in a 6 to 1 fight at school with this guy named Pogo Stick...
Dad: Pogo Stick?
Cody: Long story... anyways my gym teacher , coach Dinatelli is an evil man. Frankferter is a loner I'm friends with. I broke someones nose. It was self-defense,though. I have to wear a girls gym uniform everyday. One day somebody even sprayed perfume. And it stunk! On my first day, coach Dinatelli dragged me to the principal. I passed a honor students mirror. Short shorts are not attractive.
Dad: You used Karate?!?!
Cody: Uhh, Yea. Anyways this guy named Andy is a army ranger. He lives with his brother, Albert. Albert's my age. We sometimes work out in their home gym, boy.. it's a good work out.
Dad: Army ranger ? That's impressive.
Cody: Yep. Anyways , sloppy joes are nasty, never try one! I'm good at flag football. My Spanish teacher can't speak Spanish. I can't open my locker for my life. I'm not even kidding! I wore my Armanai suite to school. I got tired of wearing , weird feeling clothes . I also like this girl named Renee Carrington. She's cute.
Dad: She is ?
Cody: Yea. I gotta go now. I still remember the deal. One minute per phone call.
Dad: Love you son.
Cody: Love you too dad....
But before he could even finish what he was trying to say the line clicked dead.
Cody: Great, I've got in a 6 to 1 fight at school with this guy named Pogo Stick...
Dad: Pogo Stick?
Cody: Long story... anyways my gym teacher , coach Dinatelli is an evil man. Frankferter is a loner I'm friends with. I broke someones nose. It was self-defense,though. I have to wear a girls gym uniform everyday. One day somebody even sprayed perfume. And it stunk! On my first day, coach Dinatelli dragged me to the principal. I passed a honor students mirror. Short shorts are not attractive.
Dad: You used Karate?!?!
Cody: Uhh, Yea. Anyways this guy named Andy is a army ranger. He lives with his brother, Albert. Albert's my age. We sometimes work out in their home gym, boy.. it's a good work out.
Dad: Army ranger ? That's impressive.
Cody: Yep. Anyways , sloppy joes are nasty, never try one! I'm good at flag football. My Spanish teacher can't speak Spanish. I can't open my locker for my life. I'm not even kidding! I wore my Armanai suite to school. I got tired of wearing , weird feeling clothes . I also like this girl named Renee Carrington. She's cute.
Dad: She is ?
Cody: Yea. I gotta go now. I still remember the deal. One minute per phone call.
Dad: Love you son.
Cody: Love you too dad....
But before he could even finish what he was trying to say the line clicked dead.
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